A recently dumped Chinese woman took to KFC and just … didn’t … leave … for an entire week. In a classic jilted ex move, Tan Shen, 26, said she was wandering around depressed and decided to eat some chicken wings. But once she ordered, she couldn’t bring herself to leave the fast-food chain.Tan Shen’s explanation sounds pretty rational to us after a breakup. “I just wanted some chicken wings. But once I got in there and started eating, I decided I needed time to think,” she said. “I didn’t want to go back to my apartment because it was full of memories of him. So I stayed.”

According to the New York Post, it took three days for KFC staff to notice Shen was still camped out in the 24-hour restaurant. She continued to order wings with extra large fries.After the media got wind of the story, she “grew sick of the taste of chicken” and left to move in with her parents. Hopefully after her next relationship, Tan Shen will turn to Sex and the City reruns and sloppily homemade cocktails like the rest of us.

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