We are especially thankful this Monday for the record 30 women who have volunteered as tribute for the nineteenth season of “The Bachelor.” The camera-ready lovers will sacrifice themselves to “Prince Farmer,” as ABC is encouraging viewers to call Iowa farmer Chris Soules.Lucky for us, the relentless ABC-promo machine has already released the names, jobs, and factoids about the Princess-Farmers-To-Be ahead of the show’s premiere tonight. And since we only know one married Iowa farmer (Kevin Costner in “Field of Dreams”), we have at least one guidepost relationship to determine who Soules will 100 percent marry when his TV show ends.Our predictions for the winner’s circle:
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Tara, 26, Sport Fishing EnthusiastWeapon of Choice: Small hooksScent: Fish (alive)Favorite animal: Fish (dead)
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Kara, 25, High School Soccer CoachWeapon of choice: SleevesSignature scent: Cat food (BUT SHE DOESN’T HAVE A CAT, SHE SWEARS)Favorite animal: NOT CATS
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Alissa, 24, Flight AttendantWeapon of choice: Bow & arrowSignature scent: Airport :/Favorite animal: Puppy!!!!!!!!And the rest of the list, ranked in order:
- Mackenzie, 21, dental assistant, Maple Valley, WA
- Carly, 29, cruise ship singer, Arlington, TX
- Kelsey, 28, guidance counselor, Austin, TX
- Jordan, 24, student, Windsor, CO
- Kimberly, 28, yoga instructor, Long Island, NY
- Michelle, 25, wedding cake decorator, Provo, UTW
- Megan, 23, makeup artist, Nashville, TN
- Amanda, 24, ballet teacher, Lake in the Hills, IL
- Amanda, 29, bartender, Chicago, IL
- Tracey, 29, fourth grade teacher, Wellington, FL
- Ashley I., 26, nanny, Wayne, NJ
- Nicole, 31, real estate agent, Scottsdale, AZ
- Juelia, 30, esthetician, Portland, OR
- Reegan, 28, donated tissue specialist, Manhattan Beach, CA
- Kaitlyn, 29, dance instructor, Vancouver, BC
- Ashley S., 24, hair stylist, Brooklyn, NY
- Becca, 25, chiropractic assistant, San Diego, CA
- Tandra, 30, executive assistant, Sandy, UT
- Bo, 25, plus-size model, Carpinteria, CA
- Britt, 27, waitress, Hollywood, CA
- Brittany, 26, WWE diva-in-training, Orlanda, FL
- Trina, 33, special education teacher, San Clemente, CA
- Jade, 28, cosmetics developer, Los Angeles, CA
- Jillian, 25, news producer, Washington, D.C.
- Nikki, 26, former NFL cheerleader, New York City, NY
- Samantha, 27, fashion designer, Los Angeles, CA
- Whitney, 29, fertility nurse, Chicago, IL
