brad kroenig
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Karl Lagerfeld’s pet male model, Brad Kroenig, will help you pack before you two hop on a private jet to St. Tropez (except not you, because he’s super married.) His son Hudson, who’s already a runway model, is Karl Lagerfeld’s godson. The downside of Kroenig, according to the New York Times, is that he’s super sad: “Brad’s determination to compete with [younger male models] can sometimes feel as demoralizing as that of a housewife trying to maintain the attention of a husband who has a perpetual wandering eye.” No one said it was easy to be beautiful. Happy Father’s Day, pops.