Remember when an old, religious woman had a heart attack during “The Passion of the Christ”? This is kind of like that: A woman has been arrested in a movie theater for masturbating during “50 Shades of Grey.”
According to the New York Daily News, the 33-year-old was in the 12th row of a theater in Sinalow, western Mexico. Other moviegoers reported her. The woman was arrested for public indecency and placed in handcuffs, which she probably loved. (Which begs the question: What would you do in that situation? I once almost collided with a homeless man jerking off on my doorstep. What’s the point of “Fifty Shades” if not to enjoy some feels down below?)
Rumor has it that Jamie Dornan may not be returning for the sequels (via Mirror UK), so this could be your one chance to get in some Dornan/BDSM fantasies until it comes out on Blu-Ray.
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